They have taken our money for their bailout, but car makers have not asked for geezer help in designing the car of the future for seniors. I decided to help them anyway by conducting a focus group devoted to the topic “What do we geezers want in our future automobiles?” Here’s some of the discussion, [...]
Filed under: Travel Tags: Tags: car manufacturers, car of the future, elderly, focus group, future automobiles, future cars, geezer, geezer car, humor, satire, senior, senior citizens by geezerbill Date 27 March, 2012
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I had an internist once. But when I turned 66, he gave me the bad news. “You’re old now,” he said gravely, “And you’re not going to live forever. What’s more, your veins are too small, your skin is wrinkly, and it seems like you’re always complaining about some ache or pain. The dollars and [...]
Filed under: Aging, Health Tags: Tags: doctor, geezers, geriatric, geriatric internists, geriatrician, geriatrics, humor, internist, medical care, Medicare payments, old people, retirement dollars, retirement home, satire, senior citizens by geezerbill Date 30 November, 2011
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Having spent our youth polluting the earth by preparing red-dyed Jell-O and washing our V-8 Chevys with garden hoses, we geezers now want to change our ways. It’s time to go green! We want to be environmentally correct so when we are lowered into the brown dirt, the sky above us will be blue. [...]
Filed under: Home Tags: Tags: carbon footprint, emergency radio, environment, environmentally conscious, environmentally correct, geezer, geezers, go green, humor, organic garden, senior citizens, seniors, tofu, water conservation by geezerbill Date 18 April, 2010
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