I had an internist once. But when I turned 66, he gave me the bad news. “You’re old now,” he said gravely, “And you’re not going to live forever. What’s more, your veins are too small, your skin is wrinkly, and it seems like you’re always complaining about some ache or pain. The dollars and [...]
Filed under: Aging, Health Tags: Tags: doctor, geezers, geriatric, geriatric internists, geriatrician, geriatrics, humor, internist, medical care, Medicare payments, old people, retirement dollars, retirement home, satire, senior citizens by geezerbill Date 30 November, 2011
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After reading that there was a growth in intergenerational families, I wondered if this was yet some other infestation I had to spray my yard for. But I discovered that “intergenerational” had to do with people, not weeds. It seems that a new generation every 20 years and a slow economy has resulted in families [...]
Filed under: Home Tags: Tags: babies, different generations, elders, families, family, food court, geezers, grandparents, humor, intergenerational family, intergenerational household, living together, parents, satire, senior citizen, seniors, separate bathrooms, teens by geezerbill Date 21 October, 2011
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Step right up ladies and gentlemen! Introducing our Go-Go-Gene Finder – the crystal ball of the future. The see all, tell all, be all that unravels the secrets of the coding in your genes. Sure, it can tell you about your ancestry. But what you geezers really want to know about is your future health. [...]
Filed under: Health Tags: Tags: chromosomes, DNA, DNA testing, DNA tests, geezers, gene mutation, genes, genetic home test kits, genetic testing, goggles, humor, microscopes by geezerbill Date 18 May, 2010
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