Most geezers are happily married, although happily and married may be considered an oxymoron by some. But a few senior males have been known to look at the mantle over the fireplace and become determined to put a new trophy wife on it. Who are these trophy-seeking geezers? The first type of trophy hunting male [...]
Filed under: Aging, Commentary Tags: Tags: boomer, geezer, humor, married, over 50, satire, senior, trophy, trophy wife, woman by geezerbill Date 29 April, 2011
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The deep recession is causing the middle tier of adult retirement communities, like the middle class, to disappear, leaving only the Too Much and Not Enough ends of the spectrum. With this in mind, geezer future choices for 55 plus retirement living will be either the elegant Elephant Tusk hidden in a vibrant valley in [...]
Filed under: Home Tags: Tags: 55 plus, active adult community, adult communities, geezer, humor, retirement community, retirement living, satire, senior, senior citizen, senior resident by geezerbill Date 23 March, 2011
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Geezer and wife dinner conversation: “Guess what, honey?” “What is it, dear?” “C’mon, take a guess.” “Okay. Our son’s coming for a visit and he’s not bringing his laundry.” “No. Try again.” “Our daughter’s gotten another tattoo.” “That’s old news.” “I give up.” “I’m pregnant.” A typical scene played out a million times a day. [...]
Filed under: Aging, Health Tags: Tags: baby, egg, egg bank, geezer, humor, invitro fertilization, mature, older, pregnant, satire, wife by geezerbill Date 26 January, 2011
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