An elderly man in Louisiana owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond behind the barn on the property. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up with nice picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the geezer decided to go down to the pond to look it over, as he hadn’t been there for a while.
Before he went, he grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he got closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
When he made the women aware of his presence they all went to the deep end of the pond.
One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”
The old man replied, “I didn’t come out here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.”
Holding the bucket up he said, “I’m just here to feed the alligator.”
Some old men can still think fast.