By John Carlson (Muncie Journal)
Nan and I are often told we have adorable feet.
Well, OK, maybe not “adorable,” per se. As a couple having reached senior citizen status, after 65-plus years of hoofing it, our feet are more likely merely “normal” for our age, meaning bunged-up and weird looking.
And while I used the word “often,” we were actually told that “once,” and not at some prestigious “adorable feet-judging contest.” It was at Nan’s family reunion, a gathering of genuinely nice people who are always cognizant of others’ feelings. They would be shocked were Aunt Gertie to spot our feet, slam down her Bud Light can and blurt out, “Where’d you losers trap those ugly puppies?”
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And for more about geezers and clothing read Geezer Bill’s Sartorial Splendor of the Senior Male.