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		<title>Next Level Boomer Products</title>
		<link>http://geezerguff.com/2011/05/next-level-boomer-products/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 May 2011 18:28:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boomers are going to be big spenders in retirement. Companies whose products are aimed at the 18 to 49 year old marketplace (e.g. slasher movies, rap CDs, tattoo parlors, and nipple ring manufacturers, to name a few) are not appealing to these geezers. For those companies that want to get ahead of the curve, think [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Inventing Medical Devices for Medicare Riches</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2011 21:32:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As you may know, Medicare will pay big time for patient devices with a specific medical purpose. BUT they won&#8217;t cover products designed for the general public – even if the purpose is similar. Armed with this knowledge and a bit of invention, I have taken some &#8220;general public&#8221; products and have reinvented them for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Keeping Yourself in the Will When Your Parent Has a New Love Interest</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2010 16:30:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>geezerbill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here’s the situation: Your geezer dad or mom has a new attractive 30-something love interest. You can see your inheritance flying off to St. Tropez. Here are a few things you can do to be sure your name remains in the will with some dollar signs next to it. Hire a hit man. Craigslist is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Geezer Tax Tips</title>
		<link>http://geezerguff.com/2010/03/geezer-tax-tips/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:55:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>geezerbill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In anticipation of April 15, I am providing the following advice to geezers who are preparing their own IRS Form 1040. The following advice may or may not comply with the real IRS rules and regulations. So if you cite any information provided below during your audit, you’ll probably be going to jail, which may [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Danger! Asterisk Below</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 21:38:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>geezerbill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At first I thought it was my eyes. You know, spots that become bugs, which then become an army of ants marching across your vision. But no, it was not early onset glaucoma. It was the march of the asterisks.* Asterisks probably began as poor cousins to the footnote. The dignified footnote required a raised [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Senior Discount Please</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 19:38:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My eyes are drawn to the word &#8220;free&#8221; like peanut to butter. But this article is not about free. It&#8217;s about free&#8217;s distant cousin, discount. Well, it&#8217;s actually discount&#8217;s older brother, senior discount. When I first became a geezer, I began noticing the words &#8220;senior discount.&#8221; Of course, I wasn&#8217;t interested. &#8220;I&#8217;m not really a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phone Scams Alert!</title>
		<link>http://geezerguff.com/2009/08/phone-scams-alert/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 22:46:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>geezerbill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scammers use the phone to separate senior citizens from their money. How can you tell if the person on the other end of the line is trying to scam you? Listen for these tell tale statements. &#8220;Did you get the winning lottery check we sent you?&#8221; &#8220;I can help you get back all the money [...]]]></description>
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