Geezer and wife dinner conversation: “Guess what, honey?” “What is it, dear?” “C’mon, take a guess.” “Okay. Our son’s coming for a visit and he’s not bringing his laundry.” “No. Try again.” “Our daughter’s gotten another tattoo.” “That’s old news.” “I give up.” “I’m pregnant.” A typical scene played out a million times a day. [...]
Filed under: Aging, Health Tags: Tags: baby, egg, egg bank, geezer, humor, invitro fertilization, mature, older, pregnant, satire, wife by geezerbill Date 26 January, 2011
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As you may know, Medicare will pay big time for patient devices with a specific medical purpose. BUT they won’t cover products designed for the general public – even if the purpose is similar. Armed with this knowledge and a bit of invention, I have taken some “general public” products and have reinvented them for [...]
Filed under: Health, Money Tags: Tags: cost, device, geezer, humor, medical device, medicare, satire, senior, senior citizen by geezerbill Date 6 January, 2011
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Step right up ladies and gentlemen! Introducing our Go-Go-Gene Finder – the crystal ball of the future. The see all, tell all, be all that unravels the secrets of the coding in your genes. Sure, it can tell you about your ancestry. But what you geezers really want to know about is your future health. [...]
Filed under: Health Tags: Tags: chromosomes, DNA, DNA testing, DNA tests, geezers, gene mutation, genes, genetic home test kits, genetic testing, goggles, humor, microscopes by geezerbill Date 18 May, 2010
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