I had an internist once. But when I turned 66, he gave me the bad news. “You’re old now,” he said gravely, “And you’re not going to live forever. What’s more, your veins are too small, your skin is wrinkly, and it seems like you’re always complaining about some ache or pain. The dollars and [...]
Filed under: Aging, Health Tags: Tags: doctor, geezers, geriatric, geriatric internists, geriatrician, geriatrics, humor, internist, medical care, Medicare payments, old people, retirement dollars, retirement home, satire, senior citizens by geezerbill Date 30 November, 2011
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Keeping your brain active is no-brainer geezer goal. You can creatively boost your brain power by taking advantage of your normal, everyday activities. Sandwich Making. Ya gotta eat. So why not turn an ordinary kitchen activity – making a sandwich – into a brain booster. Open your refrigerator. Scan for potential sandwich fillings. Sliced low [...]
Filed under: Health Tags: Tags: brain, brain activity, brain health, brain improvement, brain power, craps, exercising your brain, female geezer, geezer, golf, handicap, humor, Las Vegas, satire, senior, visualization by geezerbill Date 31 July, 2011
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Boomers are going to be big spenders in retirement. Companies whose products are aimed at the 18 to 49 year old marketplace (e.g. slasher movies, rap CDs, tattoo parlors, and nipple ring manufacturers, to name a few) are not appealing to these geezers. For those companies that want to get ahead of the curve, think [...]
Filed under: General, Health, Money, Travel Tags: Tags: active wear, boomer, cruising, dentures, geezer, humor, mobility scooter, organic vegetables, poverty, satire, senior by geezerbill Date 28 May, 2011
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