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		<title>5 Topics Male Geezers Should Avoid on a Date</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re a male geezer returning to the dating world, you need to have money, be a great dancer, and, most importantly, you have to know what to say and not to say. I can&#8217;t teach you how to get rich or dance, but here are a few suggestions for what you should not be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Next Level Boomer Products</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boomers are going to be big spenders in retirement. Companies whose products are aimed at the 18 to 49 year old marketplace (e.g. slasher movies, rap CDs, tattoo parlors, and nipple ring manufacturers, to name a few) are not appealing to these geezers. For those companies that want to get ahead of the curve, think [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Hairy Chested Geezer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 18:13:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I say “smoothie” I expect a cold blended mix of orange, pineapple, and banana. But now a “smoothie” can also refer to a cold young man who’s shaved the hair off his chest. All the hair, from below his stubbly beard to the top of his black bikini spandex underwear. Why? They say it’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Healthcare Reform and the Hall of Masks</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:18:23 +0000</pubDate>
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