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		<title>Searching for a Geriatric Internist</title>
		<link>http://geezerguff.com/2011/11/searching-for-a-geriatric-internist/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 19:09:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>geezerbill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had an internist once. But when I turned 66, he gave me the bad news. &#8220;You&#8217;re old now,&#8221; he said gravely, “And you’re not going to live forever. What’s more, your veins are too small, your skin is wrinkly, and it seems like you&#8217;re always complaining about some ache or pain. The dollars and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Geezers Seeking Trophy Wives</title>
		<link>http://geezerguff.com/2011/04/geezers-seeking-trophy-wives/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2011 17:29:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>geezerbill</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://geezerguff.com/?p=612</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Most geezers are happily married, although happily and married may be considered an oxymoron by some. But a few senior males have been known to look at the mantle over the fireplace and become determined to put a new trophy wife on it. Who are these trophy-seeking geezers? The first type of trophy hunting male [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Geezer and the Egg</title>
		<link>http://geezerguff.com/2011/01/the-geezer-and-the-egg/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2011 18:57:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>geezerbill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Geezer and wife dinner conversation: “Guess what, honey?” “What is it, dear?” “C’mon, take a guess.” “Okay. Our son’s coming for a visit and he’s not bringing his laundry.” “No. Try again.” “Our daughter’s gotten another tattoo.” “That’s old news.” “I give up.” “I’m pregnant.” A typical scene played out a million times a day. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Hairy Chested Geezer</title>
		<link>http://geezerguff.com/2010/08/the-hairy-chested-geezer/</link>
		<comments>http://geezerguff.com/2010/08/the-hairy-chested-geezer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 18:13:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>geezerbill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I say “smoothie” I expect a cold blended mix of orange, pineapple, and banana. But now a “smoothie” can also refer to a cold young man who’s shaved the hair off his chest. All the hair, from below his stubbly beard to the top of his black bikini spandex underwear. Why? They say it’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Five Banned Words</title>
		<link>http://geezerguff.com/2009/10/five-banned-words/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 01:55:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>geezerbill</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was a time, which is now, when there were seven words you absolutely could not say in any medium, except cable TV. To those must be added five more words, which have been banned from all media, advertising, and even cable TV. I am being allowed to use them here only because I have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Advertising and the Naked Senior Citizen</title>
		<link>http://geezerguff.com/2009/07/advertising-and-the-naked-senior-citizen/</link>
		<comments>http://geezerguff.com/2009/07/advertising-and-the-naked-senior-citizen/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 17:35:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>geezerbill</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[senior]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nudity has been used for sales since the snake used a naked Eve to get Adam to take a bite of that apple. This fact led me to wonder: How do advertisers use nudity when they&#8217;re selling to seniors? Let&#8217;s consider the over-50 male. There are ads that show men over 50 with an exposed [...]]]></description>
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