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- Free Food at Costco is the Perfect Geezer Lunch Free and food. Two words that appeal to any geezer. Free means no need to dip into the retirement fund so we can preserve our pennies for another day at the casino. Food means getting the vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants needed to make our bodies fortresses against evil germanic invaders. Fortunately, there’s ...
- Feel the Fee Banks and airlines have found that fees are a great way to legally pick our pockets. The U.S. government has watched and learned. Rumors have been circulating about a few of the fees our government plans on initiating that will allow geezers to help contribute to the national debt. Social Security ...
- The Geezer Car of the Future They have taken our money for their bailout, but car makers have not asked for geezer help in designing the car of the future for seniors. I decided to help them anyway by conducting a focus group devoted to the topic “What do we geezers want in our future automobiles?” Here’s ...
Fiesty

- Almost in Retirement: Home Sale, Escrow, and Inspection Our real estate agent told us we had priced our house “realistically,” meaning the price was high enough for us to be willing to cut a deal and low enough for her to sell it. At the start of the home selling process, however, it seemed that a “realistic” price ...
- The Long and Short of Open Houses With the Open House over, we came back to the house filled with excitement and fear. We wondered how we would be judged. You know it’s the house they’re looking at, but you feel that it’s you they’re inspecting. You bought the house many years ago because it felt right. As ...
- First the Caravan, Then the Open House Once your house is staged, you are now ready for opening night, which I thought was the Sunday Open House. But, like Broadway, there are previews. These are called caravans. Caravans I guess the real estate people use the word “caravan” because it is when bands of hungry real estate brokers, like ...
Geezer Bill’s Retirement Life
“What do you do in retirement?” is a typical question my non-retired friends ask. They are still working and can’t imagine “doing nothing.” So for all you people who wonder what retirement is like, follow along as Geezer Bill lives his day-to-day retirement life.
- Retirement Life – 4/30/13
Geezer Bill is co-teaching an Introduction to Facebook class to members of our community’s Computer Club. Seniors are a growing demographic for Facebook.
Be Sociable, Share! ... - Retirement Life 3/30/13
Visit to the tax accountant’s office. Geezer Bill handed over all the paperwork he needed to prepare our taxes. The accountant says he’ll clean up ... - Retirement Life – 3/24/13
Getting ready for a meeting with the tax accountant. Geezer Bill is going through the year’s receipts and check registers while listening to Battle Born ...
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