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Geezer Funny Pictures

  • Pleasing Everyone is Impossible… Pleasing everyone is impossible As I’ve grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. Unknown cartoonist. Continue reading →
  • Can You Hear Me Now? Can you hear me now cartoon A Strange Breed cartoon from the pen of Steve Langille. “Wait a minute… Can you hear me now?” (Used with permission.)
  • Where are my glasses? Where are my glasses?This reminds me of a line in the Ode to Forgetfulness Song. Unknown cartoonist.
  • Pencil… Pencil needed for patient You have to be a geezer to get this one. Think back. From the cartoon pen of Lorie Ransom. For more of here work, click ...
  • Seven Dwarves of Old Age Seven dwarves of old age The Seven Dwarves of Old Age: Nappy, Wrinkly, Squinty, Rocky, Saggy, Farty, and Leaky. Geezer life in the land of Cinderella. A Facebook cartoon.
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Retirement Ramblings

  • The Lawyer and the Geezer Geezer in seatbeltA lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long airplane flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily. So, the lawyer asks if the ...
  • Girlfriends Meet at the Ocean View Over Time 7 ages of womanA group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they had only $6.00 among them and Jimmy Johnson, the cute boy in ...
  • Words And Phrases Remind Us Of The Way We Word Holy Moleyby Richard Lederer (Link to original article: http://verbivore.com/wordpress/old-words-and-phrases-remind-us-of-the-way-we-word/) About a month ago, I illuminated some old expressions that have become obsolete because of the inexorable march of technology. These phrases included “Don’t touch that dial,” “Carbon copy,” “You sound like a ...
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Geezer Satire

  • Sartorial Splendor of the Senior Male Geezer male in shortsI have read, while glancing at the Style sections of magazines and newspapers, that a recent trend is menswear getting in touch with its feminine side. Cropped tops to expose smooth bellybuttons. Ruffled blouses and scarves in bright patterns for ...
  • The Joys of Geezerhood Scowling senior citizenBy Ash Stevens You’ve put in your time working, raising kids, paying off your mortgage, and now… Well, now you’re old. Yes, these are supposed to be the “golden years,” but some days the only thing that looks goldish is the ...
  • Conversations with My Smart House Smart Home graphicIt’s only four years old but my house is dumb. Apparently, newer houses are now being built to be “smart.” These smart homes include smart thermostats, lights and power outlets that can be controlled by an app, remote-controlled security systems ...
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Geezer Writing From the Web

  • A geezer’s guide to life Three old men talkingBy Michael Fitzgerald They call themselves The Geezers, a group of eighty-something men, that meet for lunch and smart conversation. “I tell people I’m an oxygenarian,” ...
  • Vocabulary dates me as a senior citizen Aging vocabularyTerri Auchter realizes that she is getting older but learns she is not “seriously elderly.” In this funny USA Today piece she also realizes that ...
  • Senior Discount is OK, Just Don’t Call Me ‘Old’ Senior discount signI’ll take the senior discount, thanks; just don’t call me ‘old’ Kathy Hedberg/Lewiston Tribune In a Lewiston Tribune column, Kathy Hedberg comments: I know I should not ...
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Geezer Sayings

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Senior Humor Sites

My personal collection of senior-related humor sites. Click the titles to be transported to laughs. (Some risque, but not dirty.)

Senior Ark: Seniors helping Seniors meet the challenges in retirement. This is the humor page of a large site for seniors. Mostly links to short funny joke stories.

Swap Meet Dave: Menu of Clean Jokes, Funny Photos, Bizarre Videos, Crazy Cartoons! Click on the Senior Citizen Humor link for senior citizen merriment, humor, jokes, and fun!

My Clean Humor. This page has daily clean jokes about aging.

Reader’s Digest Old Age Jokes. “Ha! Getting older can be funny, as these old age jokes prove.” Short jokes about aging. In large type for easy reading.

Geriatrics and Baby Boomer Humor, part of the Humor Etc. site. Jokes to click on.

My Aging Funny Bone is part of the Senior Resource website. A twice weekly cartoon (scroll down) and some jokes to click on.

Retirement Quotes Cafe. This page of the site has retirement-related jokes and humor.

Pruneville. “Where laughter doesn’t require teeth.” Click on Jokes & Quotes or Comic Strips.

Life in the Boomer Lane The humorous musings of Renee Fisher, writer and former hoola hoop champion. Posts about once a month. For geezers who still like to read.

My Little Sister’s Jokes About Aging. Click on any written joke.

Grandma Betty. Quick one liners but last entry was March, 2015. Part of a larger site with lots of info sources for boomers.

Geezer Planet Michael Principato is the creator and webmaster. Lots of photos for easy viewing and easy laughs. But no new entries since 2013. Most recent stuff is on Facebook.

Senior Resources

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Geezer Scams

  • How to help keep a senior from being scammed senior scamsThis Boston Globe story begins with “One in 10 Americans age 60 and older experiences some form of physical, emotional, financial, or even sexual abuse ...
  • The Tech Support Scam Senior woman at laptop computerAs senior citizens, we are the primary target of technical support scams. According to recent testimony in front of the Senate’s Special Committee on Aging, ...
  • Medicare Scams Targeting Seniors Medicare is available for seniors over 65. Scammers know this and have built scams based on Medicare aimed solely at this elderly market. During periods ...
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